Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...