Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...