Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...