For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...