What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Kleenex anyone?
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men and beer bottles
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