Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...