Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
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Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
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|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
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How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...