Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...