Real opcodes
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What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...