Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.