Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...