Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve