Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....