Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...