Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...