Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...