Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...