Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...