Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...