One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...