Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!