Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...