Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...