Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...