a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...