Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...