Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...