A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...