What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...