The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...