How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...