Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...