Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...