What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...