These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...