Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...