Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...