Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...