The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...