Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...