Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!