Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...