Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...