What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...