Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...