A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...