Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...