Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...