Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...