Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...